Stephan on the town

Some of you may know a funny little guy named Stephan. He's a bit of a nomadic fellow so we don't see him very often, but every now and then he pops up. Stephan has been staying with Scott and I and has been exceptionally good lately so we decided he should get a reward. We let him out and wouldn't you know it, he just gets into trouble....here's what he was up to this weekend...

High stakes 3 card monty...he lost a lot of money on this one...
He tried to get some of that money back by selling Scott's watch. Luckily he was unsuccessful.He found his way into the local bar and ordered a bottle of their good stuff. When the bar tender found out he didn't have any money, he tossed Stephan out on his duff where he ran into an old flame.
Things were going great until Lovina found out Stephan lost all his money gambling. She sent him packing and now he was all alone in the big city, out of money and without a way home. In one last ditch effort to raise some bus fair home, Stephan gets hold of a ukelele and begins to play. He quickly raises enough change for bus fair, but Stephan isn't content with ending his weekend with a bus ride home, he wanted to ride in style. Stehpan sees a car he wouldn't mind borrowing....
Stehpan is not quite as good as Russ at evading the police and eventually they end his joy ride. After a night in jail, he finally gets his phone call.
Well, Stephan has lost his priviliges for a while. Scott and I are discussing military school to help straighten him out. Please keep him in your prayers.